{"product_id":"every-bunny-welcome-welcome-mat","title":"Every Bunny Welcome Welcome Mat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Every Bunny Welcome\" -- words so powerful they had to be lasered into coconut fiber for posterity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the \u003cstrong\u003e\"Every Bunny Welcome\"\u003c\/strong\u003e Welcome Mat from Bespoke Matters: laser-engraved (never printed, never fading, never apologizing) into a durable, weather-resistant coir mat that will outlast at least two of your relationships and one houseplant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWithstands rain, snow, and the existential weight of being stepped on daily by people who didn't read the label. Bright, cheerful, and doing more emotional labor than your average pastel sweater.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIndoor\/outdoor use, non-slip backing, and a finish crisp enough that people will assume you have your life more together than you do. We won't tell them otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo sizes available: Standard, for the modest, and Large, for the main character energy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bespoke Matters","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":48851491029175,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":48851491061943,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/9524\/8311\/files\/095-every-bunny-welcome_flat.jpg?v=1783400295","url":"https:\/\/bespokematters.com\/products\/every-bunny-welcome-welcome-mat","provider":"Bespoke Matters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}