{"product_id":"friends-welcome-salesmen-beware-welcome-mat","title":"Friends Welcome, Salesmen Beware Welcome Mat","description":"\u003cp\u003eSomewhere, a focus group is being told that \"Friends Welcome Salesmen Beware\" tested well. We did not consult that focus group.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the \u003cstrong\u003e\"Friends Welcome Salesmen Beware\"\u003c\/strong\u003e Welcome Mat from Bespoke Matters: laser-engraved (never printed, never fading, never apologizing) into a durable, weather-resistant coir mat that will outlast at least two of your relationships and one houseplant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCrafted with a level of craftsmanship that frankly feels excessive for something that lives outside near the trash cans. Perfect for the kind of household that peaked comedically at the front door and has nowhere else to go but down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIndoor\/outdoor use, non-slip backing, and a finish crisp enough that people will assume you have your life more together than you do. We won't tell them otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Standard and Large sizes, because commitment levels vary and we don't judge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bespoke Matters","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":48851393380535,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":48851393413303,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/9524\/8311\/files\/028-friends-welcome-salesmen-beware_flat.jpg?v=1783396080","url":"https:\/\/bespokematters.com\/products\/friends-welcome-salesmen-beware-welcome-mat","provider":"Bespoke Matters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}