{"product_id":"go-away-unless-food-packages-welcome-mat","title":"Go Away Unless Food\/Packages Welcome Mat","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe asked ourselves, \"does the world need a doormat that says 'Go Away Unless You Have Food or Packages'?\" We did not wait for an answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the \u003cstrong\u003e\"Go Away Unless You Have Food or Packages\"\u003c\/strong\u003e Welcome Mat from Bespoke Matters: laser-engraved (never printed, never fading, never apologizing) into a durable, weather-resistant coir mat that will outlast at least two of your relationships and one houseplant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuilt to survive monsoons, mailmen, raccoons, and at least one passive-aggressive HOA newsletter. Perfect for the kind of household that peaked comedically at the front door and has nowhere else to go but down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIndoor\/outdoor use, non-slip backing, and a finish crisp enough that people will assume you have your life more together than you do. We won't tell them otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Standard and Large sizes, because commitment levels vary and we don't judge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bespoke Matters","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":48771856531639,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":48771856564407,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/9524\/8311\/files\/004-go-away-unless-foodpackages_flat.jpg?v=1782799537","url":"https:\/\/bespokematters.com\/products\/go-away-unless-food-packages-welcome-mat","provider":"Bespoke Matters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}