{"product_id":"happy-halloween-classic-welcome-mat","title":"Happy Halloween Classic Welcome Mat","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn an alternate timeline, \"Happy Halloween\" is carved into a marble monument. In this one, it's under your feet, which is honestly funnier.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the \u003cstrong\u003e\"Happy Halloween\"\u003c\/strong\u003e Welcome Mat from Bespoke Matters: laser-engraved (never printed, never fading, never apologizing) into a durable, weather-resistant coir mat that will outlast at least two of your relationships and one houseplant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach one is laser-engraved by a machine that takes its job far more seriously than it needs to. Sets the tone before anyone even rings the bell, which, frankly, is more effort than most haunted houses put in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIndoor\/outdoor use, non-slip backing, and a finish crisp enough that people will assume you have your life more together than you do. We won't tell them otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Standard and Large sizes, because commitment levels vary and we don't judge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bespoke Matters","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":48851471990967,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":48851472023735,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/9524\/8311\/files\/069-happy-halloween-classic_flat.jpg?v=1783398763","url":"https:\/\/bespokematters.com\/products\/happy-halloween-classic-welcome-mat","provider":"Bespoke Matters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}