{"product_id":"hocus-pocus-welcome-welcome-mat","title":"Hocus Pocus Welcome Welcome Mat","description":"\u003cp\u003ePicture a guest reading \"Hocus Pocus\" on your doorstep, pausing, and quietly reassessing your whole personality. Now buy this mat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the \u003cstrong\u003e\"Hocus Pocus\"\u003c\/strong\u003e Welcome Mat from Bespoke Matters: laser-engraved (never printed, never fading, never apologizing) into a durable, weather-resistant coir mat that will outlast at least two of your relationships and one houseplant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTested rigorously by absolutely nobody in a lab, but extremely confidently by us in our heads. Sets the tone before anyone even rings the bell, which, frankly, is more effort than most haunted houses put in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIndoor\/outdoor use, non-slip backing, and a finish crisp enough that people will assume you have your life more together than you do. We won't tell them otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Standard and Large sizes, because commitment levels vary and we don't judge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bespoke Matters","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":48855748051127,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":48855748083895,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/9524\/8311\/files\/083-hocus-pocus-welcome_flat.jpg?v=1783567737","url":"https:\/\/bespokematters.com\/products\/hocus-pocus-welcome-welcome-mat","provider":"Bespoke Matters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}