{"product_id":"howdy-welcome-mat","title":"Howdy Welcome Mat","description":"\u003cp\u003eSomewhere, a focus group is being told that \"Howdy\" tested well. We did not consult that focus group.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the \u003cstrong\u003e\"Howdy\"\u003c\/strong\u003e Welcome Mat from Bespoke Matters: laser-engraved (never printed, never fading, never apologizing) into a durable, weather-resistant coir mat that will outlast at least two of your relationships and one houseplant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach one is laser-engraved by a machine that takes its job far more seriously than it needs to. Perfect for the kind of household that peaked comedically at the front door and has nowhere else to go but down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIndoor\/outdoor use, non-slip backing, and a finish crisp enough that people will assume you have your life more together than you do. We won't tell them otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Standard and Large sizes, because commitment levels vary and we don't judge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bespoke Matters","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":48771833725111,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":48771833757879,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/9524\/8311\/files\/002-howdy_flat.jpg?v=1782798701","url":"https:\/\/bespokematters.com\/products\/howdy-welcome-mat","provider":"Bespoke Matters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}