{"product_id":"i-put-a-spell-on-you-welcome-mat","title":"I Put a Spell on You Welcome Mat","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis mat says \"I Put a Spell on You.\" That's really all there is to it, and yet here we are, several paragraphs deep.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the \u003cstrong\u003e\"I Put a Spell on You\"\u003c\/strong\u003e Welcome Mat from Bespoke Matters: laser-engraved (never printed, never fading, never apologizing) into a durable, weather-resistant coir mat that will outlast at least two of your relationships and one houseplant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWithstands rain, snow, and the existential weight of being stepped on daily by people who didn't read the label. Sets the tone before anyone even rings the bell, which, frankly, is more effort than most haunted houses put in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIndoor\/outdoor use, non-slip backing, and a finish crisp enough that people will assume you have your life more together than you do. We won't tell them otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo sizes available: Standard, for the modest, and Large, for the main character energy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bespoke Matters","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":48851472777399,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":48851472810167,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/9524\/8311\/files\/071-i-put-a-spell-on-you_flat.jpg?v=1783398855","url":"https:\/\/bespokematters.com\/products\/i-put-a-spell-on-you-welcome-mat","provider":"Bespoke Matters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}