{"product_id":"monogram-single-initial-welcome-mat","title":"Monogram Single Initial Welcome Mat","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn an alternate timeline, \"[Initial]\" is carved into a marble monument. In this one, it's under your feet, which is honestly funnier.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the \u003cstrong\u003e\"[Initial]\"\u003c\/strong\u003e Welcome Mat from Bespoke Matters: laser-engraved (never printed, never fading, never apologizing) into a durable, weather-resistant coir mat that will outlast at least two of your relationships and one houseplant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTested rigorously by absolutely nobody in a lab, but extremely confidently by us in our heads. Customizable enough to make your last name feel like a brand, a dynasty, or a minor cult.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIndoor\/outdoor use, non-slip backing, and a finish crisp enough that people will assume you have your life more together than you do. We won't tell them otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eComes in Standard and Large -- pick Large if you want the joke to land from the street.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bespoke Matters","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":48877285966007,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":48877285998775,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/9524\/8311\/files\/038-monogram-single-initial_flat.jpg?v=1784061893","url":"https:\/\/bespokematters.com\/products\/monogram-single-initial-welcome-mat","provider":"Bespoke Matters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}