{"product_id":"pumpkin-patch-welcome-welcome-mat","title":"Pumpkin Patch Welcome Welcome Mat","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis mat says \"Welcome to the Pumpkin Patch.\" That's really all there is to it, and yet here we are, several paragraphs deep.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the \u003cstrong\u003e\"Welcome to the Pumpkin Patch\"\u003c\/strong\u003e Welcome Mat from Bespoke Matters: laser-engraved (never printed, never fading, never apologizing) into a durable, weather-resistant coir mat that will outlast at least two of your relationships and one houseplant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTested rigorously by absolutely nobody in a lab, but extremely confidently by us in our heads. Sets the tone before anyone even rings the bell, which, frankly, is more effort than most haunted houses put in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIndoor\/outdoor use, non-slip backing, and a finish crisp enough that people will assume you have your life more together than you do. We won't tell them otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo sizes available: Standard, for the modest, and Large, for the main character energy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bespoke Matters","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":48851483492535,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":48851483525303,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/9524\/8311\/files\/080-pumpkin-patch-welcome_flat.jpg?v=1783399426","url":"https:\/\/bespokematters.com\/products\/pumpkin-patch-welcome-welcome-mat","provider":"Bespoke Matters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}