{"product_id":"the-last-name-residence-welcome-mat","title":"The [Last Name] Residence Welcome Mat","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn an alternate timeline, \"The [Last Name] Residence\" is carved into a marble monument. In this one, it's under your feet, which is honestly funnier.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the \u003cstrong\u003e\"The [Last Name] Residence\"\u003c\/strong\u003e Welcome Mat from Bespoke Matters: laser-engraved (never printed, never fading, never apologizing) into a durable, weather-resistant coir mat that will outlast at least two of your relationships and one houseplant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWithstands rain, snow, and the existential weight of being stepped on daily by people who didn't read the label. Customizable enough to make your last name feel like a brand, a dynasty, or a minor cult.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIndoor\/outdoor use, non-slip backing, and a finish crisp enough that people will assume you have your life more together than you do. We won't tell them otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Standard and Large sizes, because commitment levels vary and we don't judge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bespoke Matters","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":48877279314103,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":48877279346871,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/9524\/8311\/files\/037-the-last-name-residence_flat.jpg?v=1784061577","url":"https:\/\/bespokematters.com\/products\/the-last-name-residence-welcome-mat","provider":"Bespoke Matters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}