Come Back With a Warrant Welcome Mat

$25.00 USD

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"Come Back with a Warrant" -- words so powerful they had to be lasered into coconut fiber for posterity.

This is the "Come Back with a Warrant" Welcome Mat from Bespoke Matters: laser-engraved (never printed, never fading, never apologizing) into a durable, weather-resistant coir mat that will outlast at least two of your relationships and one houseplant.

Each one is laser-engraved by a machine that takes its job far more seriously than it needs to. Perfect for the kind of household that peaked comedically at the front door and has nowhere else to go but down.

Indoor/outdoor use, non-slip backing, and a finish crisp enough that people will assume you have your life more together than you do. We won't tell them otherwise.

Comes in Standard and Large -- pick Large if you want the joke to land from the street.

Size Standard Large

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Sustainable Mats

What is that under your feet? Our mats are made from coconut husks, forming a material called Coir. When coconuts are harvested and processed, what used to be wasted is turned into mats, right at your door.

Each mat also features a soft vinyl backing to prevent movement and slipping.

The mats are easy to clean. Shake, vacuum or spray with a hose and you are done.

How do we do it?

These aren't screen printed. They aren't painted. They aren't even magic. How do we do it?

Lasers.

Not from space, from our laser engravers.

We load your design in, put a blank mat down-

pew pew

A while later your mat is ready to ship.