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Foolish Mortals Welcome Welcome Mat

Foolish Mortals Welcome Welcome Mat

Regular price $25.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $25.00 USD
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A haunted-mansion nod, laser-burned in for households that lean theatrical.

Laser-engraved into weather-resistant coir, spooky enough to double as a year-round greeting.

Tested rigorously by absolutely nobody in a lab, but extremely confidently by us in our heads. Sets the tone before anyone even rings the bell, which, frankly, is more effort than most haunted houses put in.

Indoor/outdoor use, non-slip backing, and a finish crisp enough that people will assume you have your life more together than you do. We won't tell them otherwise.

Comes in Standard and Large -- pick Large if you want the joke to land from the street.

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Sustainable Mats

What is that under your feet? Our mats are made from coconut husks, forming a material called Coir. When coconuts are harvested and processed, what used to be wasted is turned into mats, right at your door.

Each mat also features a soft vinyl backing to prevent movement and slipping.

The mats are easy to clean. Shake, vacuum or spray with a hose and you are done.

How do we do it?

These aren't screen printed. They aren't painted. They aren't even magic. How do we do it?

Lasers.

Not from space, from our laser engravers.

We load your design in, put a blank mat down-

pew pew

A while later your mat is ready to ship.