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Go Away Unless Food/Packages Welcome Mat

Go Away Unless Food/Packages Welcome Mat

Regular price $25.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $25.00 USD
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The doormat equivalent of checking the peephole first.

Laser-engraved into durable coir so your very specific terms of entry hold up rain or shine.

Built to survive monsoons, mailmen, raccoons, and at least one passive-aggressive HOA newsletter. Perfect for the kind of household that peaked comedically at the front door and has nowhere else to go but down.

Indoor/outdoor use, non-slip backing, and a finish crisp enough that people will assume you have your life more together than you do. We won't tell them otherwise.

Available in Standard and Large sizes, because commitment levels vary and we don't judge.

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Sustainable Mats

What is that under your feet? Our mats are made from coconut husks, forming a material called Coir. When coconuts are harvested and processed, what used to be wasted is turned into mats, right at your door.

Each mat also features a soft vinyl backing to prevent movement and slipping.

The mats are easy to clean. Shake, vacuum or spray with a hose and you are done.

How do we do it?

These aren't screen printed. They aren't painted. They aren't even magic. How do we do it?

Lasers.

Not from space, from our laser engravers.

We load your design in, put a blank mat down-

pew pew

A while later your mat is ready to ship.