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Welcome to Our Crooked Little House Welcome Mat

Welcome to Our Crooked Little House Welcome Mat

Regular price $25.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $25.00 USD
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A nod to the nursery rhyme, and an honest review of the floor plan.

Laser-etched into weather-resistant coir, standing straighter than the house it welcomes you to.

Engineered with the kind of obsessive precision usually reserved for moon landings, not foot landings. Perfect for the kind of household that peaked comedically at the front door and has nowhere else to go but down.

Indoor/outdoor use, non-slip backing, and a finish crisp enough that people will assume you have your life more together than you do. We won't tell them otherwise.

Two sizes available: Standard, for the modest, and Large, for the main character energy.

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Sustainable Mats

What is that under your feet? Our mats are made from coconut husks, forming a material called Coir. When coconuts are harvested and processed, what used to be wasted is turned into mats, right at your door.

Each mat also features a soft vinyl backing to prevent movement and slipping.

The mats are easy to clean. Shake, vacuum or spray with a hose and you are done.

How do we do it?

These aren't screen printed. They aren't painted. They aren't even magic. How do we do it?

Lasers.

Not from space, from our laser engravers.

We load your design in, put a blank mat down-

pew pew

A while later your mat is ready to ship.